Secret Society of Literati

The Secret Society of Literati consists of professors who worship Karl Marx and Satan. They are Marxist versions of Faust and Cthulhu cultists, and sometimes they also worship Nietzsche and other figures of raw evil in the eyes of plebs. They want to destroy America for Communism, Cthulhu, and Satan and are all warlocks with magical powers and eldritch Communisthulhu knowledge of post-modern post-metaphysics. Sometimes they build Frankensteins in the faculty rooms and have anti-American tea and crumpets with them, but the Frankensteins are much wussier than the original Frankenstein and are annoyingly obsessed with Rick and Morty and Futurama. They have been pathetically weak for over a century, and their main nemesis is weak and stupid Germanophobic hicks.