Homo Monument

"We're all homos. Homo... Sapiens."

— Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office, Season 3: Gay Witch Hunt

The Homo Monument, known to muggles as the Goethe-Schiller Monument, is the original monument in Weimar to history's only public Magic-user couple who are not coincidentally the same sex, and the only famous monument depicting two men holding hands. The Homo Monument indirectly started World War One and a century of Germanophobia in predominantly Anglophone countries because England, which was much more powerful than America, was afraid of Magic and how gay Germans seemed, and wanted to destroy and dominate German culture. The Homo Monument is the physical location of the barrier between the pure magic world and the pure muggle world on Earth.